User talk:Strattherat

Stuart Hargreaves
Stuart Hargreaves: Born September 8th 1855-present. Scitzofrenick and bad speller, never ventured otside the house without wearing winklepickers and even wore them at the local swimming baths, very superstitious (stevie wonder) always has cheese in his pockets. Everyone in the area knows this mentally I'll person from the stench of his socks which you would think were filledwith tuna fish and cheese, (because he us superstitious) ( stevie wonder) (again). I am yet to find the links between this guy and stevie wonder the only link so far is they are both (very superstitious) (stevie wonder)!!!!! On the WWE tour of Britain in 1995 Stuart wrestled as the Rock's (Dwayne Johnson) tag partner wrestling under the name of Reginald pinkmuscle!! Stuart once had an affair with Jordan (Katie price) but had to break it off due to his ballon allergy!! Stuart became a millionaire overnight when he rode the winning ostrich in the exotic bird grand national in Suadi Arabia!!