User talk:Stuipedkitkat13

April 2009
Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits. Readers looking for accurate information will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write (almost) whatever you want.  Oliver Fury, Esq. message  •  contributions  22:25, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. mhking (talk) 22:26, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits. The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Ward3001 (talk) 23:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

drunk poem...funny as heck
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell are you I think. I'm not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. So just give me one more fink to drill my cup, 'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

by:unknown girl

death of an innocent...very sad )=
MOM

I went to this party mom I remembered what you said You told me not to drink mom So I drank soda instead.

I felt real proud inside mom The way you said I would Even though all my friends mom Told me that I should.

I know I did the right thing mom I know your always right The party's finally ending mom As everyone drove out of sight.

As I got inside my car mom I knew I'd get home in one piece 'Cause the way you made me feel mom So responsible so sweet.

I started to drive away mom As I pulled into the road The other guy didn't see me mom And hit me like a load.

I lay there on the pavement mom I hear the policeman say The other guy was drunk mom Now I'm the one to pay.

I'm lying here dying mom I wish you'd get here soon How come this happened to me mom My life bursted like a balloon.

There's blood all around me mom Most of it is mine I hear the paramedics say mom I'll die in a short time.

He didn't know where he was going mom He was probably at the same party as I There's one big difference though mom He's going to live while I die.

Why do people drink mom It can ruin your whole life I'm feeling sharp pains mom Just like a burning knife.

The man who hit me mom Is walking, it's no fair I'm lying here dying mom While all he does is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry mom Tell dad to be brave For when I'm in heaven mom Write my name upon my grave.

Someone should have told him mom Not to drink and drive If they'd often take the time mom I'd still be alive.

My breath is growing short mom I'm becoming very scared Please don't cry for me mom 'Cause when I needed you, you were there.

I have one last question mom Before I say good-bye I didn't even drink mom So why am I the one to die.

This is the end mom I wish I could look you in the eye To say these final words mom I LOVE YOU & GOOD-BYE.

by:unknown girl

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to They Died with Their Boots On. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing. Mdebets (talk) 22:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)