User talk:Stumpy mittens

Hello kids.

My name is Stumpy, do you all know what that means? I'm missing my left leg from the knee down due to a terrible case of gangreen. (please excuse my spelling as i only know russian and chinese and no english) I am a world class artist (pronounced arteest)and all of my work is inspired by the afro gangstas. They are my life. Basicly these so called afro gangstas are gang members that live on trains or the streets of a big city.(also known as "the hobo") If you didnt already know this, we have no afro gangstas in russia.. because we shot them all.