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ok, so escalators are the most fun word to say, we all know that for a fact. now, i think we can all learn a little something from the WOrld oF ESCALATORS. its a wonderful world, yes, yes it is. lets all learn about escalators. Defition of escalator: converter type transport box that moves people. WOW. They are a moving staricase that go up and down. they are usually used in malls and stores. After the year 2000, escalators fell on hard times. The people got fatter, and the lines got longer. And the fad of shopping with large, heaving bags filled with loud, plad clothing swept the nation. Because of the invetion of escalators, people got lasier not having to walk up stairs and just took the poor old escalators. it infulenced the idea of "PEOPLE MOVING". It was taken from the idea of elevators, whitch we all can agree is a less fun word to say. Most escaladors catch on fire within the 1st 2 weeks of usage. Many times a year, more often than getting your foot stuck in a toilet but less common than being attaked by a taco, some little kid gets their shoelace stuck in the cracks between the escalatoers and their walls. Was Invented by Jesse Reno in 1892, then it just being a potable staircase that people held up and moved with their arms, making a vrvvrvvrvvrvrrrrrrbbbbrrrr sound while moving it. in 1913, the escalador and elevator war was started. it triggered the 1st great world war, between the Nazis and americans. Hitler was angered by the choice in the mall between using the escalator and elevator and decied to kill all of the Jews for some unknown reason. In 1980, the year John Lennon died by a shooting from some random dude, is what the media beleives is true. He ACTUALLY fell off the escalator in the hotel he was staying in, and Yoko just propped him up and carried him around so he looked like he was alive, then when the dude shot him she blamed it on the dude, to try and get out of a lawsuit between her and the escalators union, knowning she would lose in a dramatic fight. Little Tommy Picles, from the hit show "Rugrats" was sucked undrneath the water at a beach by a seal and drown to death.

The deveopment of escalators is quite easy to understand. The main part is called the cheeseburger. this is the part we all walk on. the part that makes it move is called the Yams. They keep the cucumbers moving frequently and keep them from getting caught inbetween the vaious parts of the pineapple. The most inportant part is th pajamas, or the belt of the escalator. and yes, an escalator wears a belt! it's red and doesn't match anything. you might have seen these belts in stores, and they are the belts of escalators that have been broken. they can't come up with anything to do with these belts, so they sell them. you might think, why don't they just recycle them, but red belts can not be recyled because they are made out of elephant hair and used, broken crayon that were used by kindergardeners of the male gender. and do u really want your red milk cups made out of recyled elephant hair and used, broken crayons used by kindergardeners of the male gender? WHy yes, yes you do. The least but yet most important and not used as often part of the very complex escalator is the Yoda Skywaler Chubaka Vader Solo the IIIX, whitch just looks really groovy. In conclution, escaltors can be hard to spell. our point is, just take the stairs. If you really had enough time to read this entire artice, we would kindly like to advise you to GET A LIFE. go to ebay, and buy one. Thank you.

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ok, so escalators are the most fun word to say, we all know that for a fact. now, i think we can all learn a little something from the WOrld oF ESCALATORS. its a wonderful world, yes, yes it is. lets all learn about escalators. Defition of escalator: converter type transport box that moves people. WOW. They are a moving staricase that go up and down. they are usually used in malls and stores. After the year 2000, escalators fell on hard times. The people got fatter, and the lines got longer. And the fad of shopping with large, heaving bags filled with loud, plad clothing swept the nation. Because of the invetion of escalators, people got lasier not having to walk up stairs and just took the poor old escalators. it infulenced the idea of "PEOPLE MOVING". It was taken from the idea of elevators, whitch we all can agree is a less fun word to say. Most escaladors catch on fire within the 1st 2 weeks of usage. Many times a year, more often than getting your foot stuck in a toilet but less common than being attaked by a taco, some little kid gets their shoelace stuck in the cracks between the escalatoers and their walls. Was Invented by Jesse Reno in 1892, then it just being a potable staircase that people held up and moved with their arms, making a vrvvrvvrvvrvrrrrrrbbbbrrrr sound while moving it. in 1913, the escalador and elevator war was started. it triggered the 1st great world war, between the Nazis and americans. Hitler was angered by the choice in the mall between using the escalator and elevator and decied to kill all of the Jews for some unknown reason. In 1980, the year John Lennon died by a shooting from some random dude, is what the media beleives is true. He ACTUALLY fell off the escalator in the hotel he was staying in, and Yoko just propped him up and carried him around so he looked like he was alive, then when the dude shot him she blamed it on the dude, to try and get out of a lawsuit between her and the escalators union, knowning she would lose in a dramatic fight. Little Tommy Picles, from the hit show "Rugrats" was sucked undrneath the water at a beach by a seal and drown to death.

The deveopment of escalators is quite easy to understand. The main part is called the cheeseburger. this is the part we all walk on. the part that makes it move is called the Yams. They keep the cucumbers moving frequently and keep them from getting caught inbetween the vaious parts of the pineapple. The most inportant part is th pajamas, or the belt of the escalator. and yes, an escalator wears a belt! it's red and doesn't match anything. you might have seen these belts in stores, and they are the belts of escalators that have been broken. they can't come up with anything to do with these belts, so they sell them. you might think, why don't they just recycle them, but red belts can not be recyled because they are made out of elephant hair and used, broken crayon that were used by kindergardeners of the male gender. and do u really want your red milk cups made out of recyled elephant hair and used, broken crayons used by kindergardeners of the male gender? WHy yes, yes you do. The least but yet most important and not used as often part of the very complex escalator is the Yoda Skywaler Chubaka Vader Solo the IIIX, whitch just looks really groovy. In conclution, escaltors can be hard to spell. our point is, just take the stairs. If you really had enough time to read this entire artice, we would kindly like to advise you to GET A LIFE. go to ebay, and buy one. Thank you.

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