User talk:Sweetheart-noël

Hey to all you out there lucky enough to read something written by ME of all people. j/k... i'm at school right now, but it's lunch, which i'm choosing to spend in the library. i'm, ummm, 'working on a report.' haha. ok, so, as you can tell, my name is very unique and i just love it oh-so-much. my life's pretty interesting, at least to me. well, it's not as interesting as it used to be. you see, i used to move around a LOT, but i dont anymore. now i live in this hick town somewhere in the middle of nowhere that's barely big enough to be on the map. A lot of my friends aren't really my friends, but it's all good... haha, one of my real friends (bekka) is looking at a bunch of pickup lines. if u'r having trouble w/ pickup lines, here are a few NOT to use... Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Dont worry if Santa puts you in a big bag, I told him I wanted you for Christmas. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Baby, on Valentine's Day, I thought I'd say those three little words, "girl, nice a**" Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...  "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on  the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Fat penguins. [what?] Just saying something that'd break the ice.