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Tom Coates
originally from burnley Lancashire where he worked in a chocolate factory until he was later sacked for eating the chocolate with his school friend. later went onto joining the army and completing 3 operational tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. on return from these he would often be found as drunk as a skunk in Burnley town centre or nearby towns and cities. He later got demoted back down to the rank of Gunner for thinking he could box. turns out this wasn't the case when he nearly got beat by his younger cousin.