User talk:THEFULLYCLOTHEDSWIMMER

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Speedy deletion of "As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks"
As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks, a page you created, has been tagged for deletion, as it meets one or more of the criteria for speedy deletion; specifically, it is vandalism.

You are welcome to contribute content that complies with our content policies and any applicable inclusion guidelines. However, please do not simply re-create the page with the same content. You may also wish to read our introduction to editing and guide to writing your first article.

Thank you. /wia /talk 23:13, 25 May 2015 (UTC)