User talk:TN126

Kipling Davies Colley (lazarbeam) is an entrepreneur from Wellington, New Zealand: most known for starting the company WetDuckSocks, a small business in which manufactures water shoes for ducks being released back in to the wild after rehabilitation. Whangarei born, Kipling grew up on a crop farm. At 2 years old he reported a UFO sighting to his local council only to be silenced with a bribery of 6 dollars and a pick and mix. Kipling infamously hates mushrooms and will swat any dish containing them out of your hand if he spots it. If you ask his friends, they will tell you that Kipling always keeps his socks on during intercourse due to his very sexy and funny girlfriend having an issue with his stinky feet. Kiplings favourite Christmas movie is Die-hard. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.