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poop and the properties of it.
Poop

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Excretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples.

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your... more...

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Poop

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Abbr. "People Order Our Patties" The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.

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poop

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Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

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Poop

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A blob in various shapes and sizes which exits you anus at various speeds.

There are more than one type of poop:

The Classic: The poop that warns you and says "Hey you have to poop" then you go, it slips out easily, and you only have to wipe once. AKA: The dream poop. The Shotgun: This poop is rather unpleasant. There is no warning and the poop says "YOU HAVE TO POOP NOW! QUICK OR ELSE YOU WONT MAKE IT!" so you sprint to the bathroom and start pooping before you even hit the seat. You are finished pooping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes. The Ice Cream Machine: This type of poop lives up to it's name well. It gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you're in a public restroom. It comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. This one is by far the longest one to wipe. The Houdini: This poop is a trickster. You know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. So you peek around to check the toilet...and it's gone! The Tsunami: This is usually a very hard and large poop, but it can also be a shotgun poop. You are sitting and pushing away and it comes out. You are about to sigh in relief when a very cold splash of water laps your butt. Not a good time. The False Alarm: You are alerted that a poop is nearing your anus so you run into the bathroom and sit down. Unfortunately that poop turned out to be a very loud series of farts. The Liar: You have noticed your s...

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Poop

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Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum. 1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable. 2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety. 3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop. 4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill. 5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.

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poop

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a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight. buy poop mugs & shirts by mike Feb 14, 2004 share this add a video

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poop

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replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

poop

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Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types: The Poop Poop: Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe. The Quickie Dirty Poop: This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside. The Quickie Happy Poop: Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop" Winnie the Poop: Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation. The Alamo Poop: You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea. The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea) You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping. The Peek-A-Boo Poop: You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the t...

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poop

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The brown stuff that comes out your anus.

Could be a solid or liquid.

Can contain corn and other contents.

Classified as a number 2

Examples:

The Clean poop: The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.

The Lincoln logger: A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.

The Floater: The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.

The Flog: The Floater Lincoln Logger.

Corn Poop: The one that has corn in it. lol.

The Power POOP: The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast. The wet Poop/Shart: The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.

The splash poop: You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water. The Never-ending poop: The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.

The false alarm: The one where you sit down, But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.

The Disappointment poop: The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff. The sudden poop: The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet. And last but not least,

The Surprise poop: You think that you are about t...

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Poop

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Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

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Poop

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Fecal matter caca poopy poo poo dung scat stool droppings; Funny in theory, not in practice.

Saying you are going to poop on your brother's pillow while he sleeps will buy you some laughs.

Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin... buy poop mugs & shirts caca poopy dung droppings scat stool by Cosmic Dancer ofSWRUnderground Jul 8, 2009 share this add a video

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poop

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Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.

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poop

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It's what you doo.

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poop

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1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at. 2. something u call anyone. 3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check." 2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop. 3. "Aw..poop"

poop

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Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types: The Poop Poop: Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe. The Quickie Dirty Poop: This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside. The Quickie Happy Poop: Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop" Winnie the Poop: Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation. The Alamo Poop: You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea. The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea) You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping. The Peek-A-Boo Poop: You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the t...

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poop

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The brown stuff that comes out your anus.

Could be a solid or liquid.

Can contain corn and other contents.

Classified as a number 2

Examples:

The Clean poop: The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.

The Lincoln logger: A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.

The Floater: The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.

The Flog: The Floater Lincoln Logger.

Corn Poop: The one that has corn in it. lol.

The Power POOP: The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast. The wet Poop/Shart: The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.

The splash poop: You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water. The Never-ending poop: The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.

The false alarm: The one where you sit down, But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.

The Disappointment poop: The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff. The sudden poop: The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet. And last but not least,

The Surprise poop: You think that you are about t...

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Poop

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Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee! buy poop mugs & shirts by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine Jan 30, 2005 share this add a video

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Poop

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Fecal matter caca poopy poo poo dung scat stool droppings; Funny in theory, not in practice.

Saying you are going to poop on your brother's pillow while he sleeps will buy you some laughs.

Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin... buy poop mugs & shirts caca poopy dung droppings scat stool by Cosmic Dancer ofSWRUnderground Jul 8, 2009 share this add a video

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poop

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Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.

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poop

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It's what you doo.

The poop comes from within. buy poop mugs & shirts poo big brown number 2 bono kung fu by The Aaron Man Jul 17, 2008 share this add a video

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poop

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1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at. 2. something u call anyone. 3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check." 2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop. poop

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Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types: The Poop Poop: Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe. The Quickie Dirty Poop: This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside. The Quickie Happy Poop: Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop" Winnie the Poop: Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation. The Alamo Poop: You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea. The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea) You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping. The Peek-A-Boo Poop: You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the t...

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poop

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The brown stuff that comes out your anus.

Could be a solid or liquid.

Can contain corn and other contents.

Classified as a number 2

Examples:

The Clean poop: The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.

The Lincoln logger: A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.

The Floater: The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.

The Flog: The Floater Lincoln Logger.

Corn Poop: The one that has corn in it. lol.

The Power POOP: The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast. The wet Poop/Shart: The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.

The splash poop: You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water. The Never-ending poop: The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.

The false alarm: The one where you sit down, But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.

The Disappointment poop: The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff. The sudden poop: The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet. And last but not least,

The Surprise poop: You think that you are about t...

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Poop

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Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee! buy poop mugs & shirts by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine Jan 30, 2005 share this add a video

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Poop

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Fecal matter caca poopy poo poo dung scat stool droppings; Funny in theory, not in practice.

Saying you are going to poop on your brother's pillow while he sleeps will buy you some laughs.

Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin... buy poop mugs & shirts caca poopy dung droppings scat stool by Cosmic Dancer ofSWRUnderground Jul 8, 2009 share this add a video

12.

poop

79 up, 24 down

Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.

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poop

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It's what you doo.

The poop comes from within. buy poop mugs & shirts poo big brown number 2 bono kung fu by The Aaron Man Jul 17, 2008 share this add a video

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poop

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1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at. 2. something u call anyone. 3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check." 2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop. 3. "Aw..poop"

3. "Aw..poop"

poop

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brown (sometimes green) digested waste material that squeezes out of your bung hole

always make sure you dont leave any poop on the seat buy poop mugs & shirts by dundlegrundelberrycherry Feb 25, 2003 share this add a video

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poop

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P - People O - Order O - Our P - Patties

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poop

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Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud)

A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.

(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green") buy poop mugs & shirts shit crap butt-mud mookie sticks doodie by MC KILLBOT 5000 Sep 25, 2005 share this add a video

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poop

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An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.

Hey Bill come check out this poo in here! buy poop mugs & shirts by Kyle Jan 13, 2005 share this add a video

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poop

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Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night. buy poop mugs & shirts by Cortana Dragoon Aug 26, 2005 share this add a video

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poop

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things that monkeys fling

get him bobo!! "thwap" buy poop mugs & shirts by jessica Feb 9, 2004 share this add a video

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poop

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A corn log. Golden brown floater. Taking the kids to the pool. losing weight. A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink. long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut

verb) to bend off a usually brown colored mass from the anus.

(noun) The bent off steamy loaf that girl debbie who works at safeway left on your chest last night. (adj) street slang meaning "cool"

(verb) damn girl, i've gotta poop.

(noun) damn girl, i've got a poop.

(adj) damn girl, you're ass is poop. buy poop mugs & shirts by dirty rinaldo Feb 12, 2004 share this add a video

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poop

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1. hideous logs of different shapes and sizes that can be brown, green, black, or even red if you try hard enough. it also smells. 2. a popular spongebob acronym.

3. a funny word

1. My mom forgot to flush her poop down the toilet.

2. Squidward, just remember: POOP!

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poop

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A term used on Spongebob Sqaure Pants.

People Order Our Patties

Don't be a squidward! Just rember: POOP buy poop mugs & shirts spongebob squarepants squidward pee krusty krab by APersonYouDontKnow22 Nov 23, 2011 share this add a video

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poop

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from spongebob squarepants

People Order Our Patties

When you work at the Krusty Krab, you have to understand the phrase poop. buy poop mugs & shirts by ur gay Apr 2, 2004 share this add a video

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poop

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smelly stuff that is normally brown, green and sometimes black that comes out of your asshole. Girls sometimes shit on glass tables while guys lie underneath and beat off...yummy

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poop

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1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such. 2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.

1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny! 2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop! buy poop mugs & shirts poop poopethy pooplicious diponelis yum by Dr. T. Annenbaum Nov 8, 2008 share this add a video

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poop

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poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around!

Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded! Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors! Boy: Cool! I want another one!