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Phillip Archer
Phillip Archer is a 17 year old young white male that is into women of black skin. Phil loves big ol' BLACK ladies. He named is car betsy. He has never been laid. His best interest is in big fat sumo tournaments. He is a Fry Cook at the world famous Fish n' Carry. Phillip A. is a very.

Al Gore has had an affair with Phillip in 2014. Al put his little Gore into Phillip's big Archer. Phillip woke up and felt the Gore Goo on his eye ball and wiped it off. Gore stole Archer's man cannon and Phillip has scrotum cancer. Phillip's revenge came in the summer of 2016 when he kicked Hillary Clinton in the kootch.

Phillip earned his man cannon back and is now the Emperor of United States of Trump.

... Phillip is ...king.

R.I.P. Phillip Archer 2000-20xx