User talk:Teebear1


 * 1) 1- When Chuck Norris tells you to die, you answer how violently
 * 2) 2- Amelia Airheart didn't disappear, she just ran into Chuck Norris
 * 3) 3- Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
 * 4) 4- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
 * 5) 5- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
 * 6) 6- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
 * 7) 7- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
 * 8) 8- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
 * 9) 9- Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
 * 10) 10- Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
 * 11) 11- If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
 * 12) 12- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
 * 13) 13- If the name of Chuck Norris is spelled wrong on a Google, you will not get any search results, the screan will flash "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN" than the computer will self destruct.

These are the 13 laws we hold self evident to the existents of man its self, though there is one CNL that, with out, can single handedly destroy humanity, Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, or any part of Chuck Norris for that matter.