User talk:Teh Yomangani

Hello, Teh Yomangani, and welcome to Wikipedia. We definitely value new users like you. A priori. But not so much once you start messing with the articles, so watch out for that. Please find attached an executive summary of our 4,800-page 6-volume set on Wikipedia and its policies. The appendix on what "Wikipedia is not" is available separately.
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 * Here on Wikipedia, we deal in "facts". And it is a fact that you will have a long and fruitful career as a Wikipedian if you have the courage of a castrated Hercules and the patience of a neutral saint! Sincerely, Riggr Mortis (talk) 18:15, 11 August 2012 (UTC)