User talk:Thalassalove/Mother-in-law-zilla

Mother-in-law-zilla noun humorous Origin of the word: on the pattern of bridezilla, which comes from the pattern of the word Godzilla.

word created Thursday, September 4, 2008, by an overly exhausted bride-to-be in dealing with the cruel and malicious shoutings by an mother who searches for irrational logic to not loose control of her son.

This behavioural phenomenon typically occurs most often with mother of sons, than those who have daughters. Typically the bride-to-be being encountered by a mother-in-law-zilla has extreme love for her husband/fiance, for dealing with the abrupt crazy attacks upon her innocence, and not running like hell.

An overly jealous mother of someone's spouse or spouse-to-be, who acts irrationally or causes offense.

Ideal solutions in dealing with mother-in-law-zillas would be to embrace the biblical term of 'turning the other cheek'. Mother-in-law-zillas live in a mother-in-law-sphere of their own world, where they survive by feeding on aquiring dramatic attention from weak individuals who can not defend against the microbe angst from the mother-sphere. The sphere grows exponentially proportional as big as many souls it sucks into its realm (reference Boyle's Law). Cutting the supply of attention will assist in deflating the sphere, and cause a whirlpool of self-conscience upon the mother-in-law-zilla, as to why people are not joining her world and turning away from it.

Medication is an alternate solution to deflate the motherzilla sphere, but sometimes meds are not enough, as it adopts to it's circumstances and needs to absorb more.

Caution!!! There have been many warnings against feeding the motherinlawzilla sphere aswell. Self combustion is at high risk, and absorption levels could escalate high and quickly.

In speaking directly to those who are affected by the Mother-in-law-zillas of society...You and your spouse both have each other, and that is all that matters to keep you going.