User talk:The-random-kid

[[ The amazing top tips on how to be weird just like meeeee...

The weirdest amazingly toppest tippiest tips on how to be toppety tooo weird just like a crazy girl like me who likes cheese.]]

step 1 :: you can't be a brussel dude
If you want to be random, you can't be a brussel dude. A brussel dude is when you eat loads of brussel sprouts. I'm afraid that eating them and being random is not possible, otherwise the effects may be tragic.

YOU CAN'T EAT BRUSSEL SPROUTS

I know it's a big step, but you just have to do it. It's important if you want to be like me. You don't want your cat peeing on the microwave now do you?

Brussel dudes usually end up in hospital due to their cats peeing on the microwaves and getting electric shocks. I'm afraid you can't eat brussels, otherwise you'll end up like Humphrey...

Poor Humphrey.

step 2 :: don't be cool
You have to think you're cool, but you can't literally know you're cool, otherwise this completely defeats the point. You're random because you're cool, but you're not. Sometimes you are, sometimes you're not, in some cases, when random people know they're cool, they end up like Humphrey...

Poor Humphrey.