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ROMANCE IN THE EYRRE AFFAIR

If you happen to be a fan of the book Jane Eyrre, then you will love this book even more. Thursday's uncle manages to create a machine, the prose portal, which allows Thursday and other characters to "jump" into peices of literature. They happen to jump into the novel, Jane Eyrre. Jane Eyrre revolves around a love between her and a man by the name of Rochester. (these are the 2 people depicted in the picture on the glog) Their romance is disturbed and reconstructed by Jane and other characters disturbance of the novel. It is riveting!

Romance is in the air between Thursday Next and her ex-lover as well. As situations get sticky, problems are solved, and feelings are brought back to the surface; will Thursday take her lover back?

SPIKE STOKER - VAMPIRE SLAYER AND TAMER OF MYSTICAL BEASTS
Spike works for SO-17 and is the sole agent for that department assigned to the Reading area. He deals with undead paranormals and the capturing of Supreme Evil Beings, and occasionally enlists Thursday Next to assist with his work in exchange for money. "Stoker" is a reference to Bram Stoker, author of Dracula; It may also be a reference to the shape of the wooden stakes that he uses in his line of work, or to the famous British vampire William the Bloody. Spike is almost on his own against the forces of darkness, yet is arguably the cheeriest person seen in the books: he is jocular, easy-going and is rarely serious or distressed in his work. He loses his cool only rarely; and although he once, seemingly in a fit of depression, considered the possibility of self-sacrifice/suicide, admitting that "battling the undead was never a bowl of cherries," he was in fact trying to trick both Thursday and a Supreme Evil Being. He is described as a tall, muscular man with blond dreadlocks and sunglasses. It was once hinted that he suffers from either lycanthropy or vampirism and requires regular "medication"; without it he will sometimes lose control of himself and exhibit wolflike behavior, such as eating live mice