User talk:TheFonz!

Hey there Wikinerds! I am the Fonz and I rule hard. You can't step to my awesomeness. In fact, you should all just go out into the woods and lie under a log for ever because you will never be able to step to my mad skillz without getting PWNED!

In yo face fatties! (I know you're fat, don't kid yourself)

Here biz my hobbies;
 * Pwning n00bs
 * Sleeping with your mom/girlfriend/wife/sister/grandmother
 * Pwning n00bs
 * Chokeslamming hippies
 * Pwning n00bs
 * Hurting French people
 * Pwning n00bs
 * Bringing the PAIN
 * Pwning n00bs

Here is why I'm better than you: [everything]

Visit my website or die at http://www.i-hate-france.com/

In case you missed it up there, I rule in every way possible. I kick more ass than disco Jesus, the mayor, Vince Carter, Mr. T, Rocky, Peter Griffin, Rumplepus from the musical "Cats", Jabba the Hutt, Ralph Nader, Steve Harvey, and Will Smith put together could ever dream of kicking. To step to my phat skillz is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground. Harder than Michael Jackson at a daycare.

U've been PWNED N00B!