User talk:TheGigg

As far as i am aware the last sighting of The Gigg was in the 1970's. I hear that he was driving a Red Audi A3 but heres the thing... to my knowledge the Audi A3 wasn't around back then... is the Gigg some kind of time traveler? and here's some food for thought... Phileas Fogg's balloon was red!

There have been recent supposed sitings of the Gigg in the midlands in recent months. So far it is unclear what the reason for these appearances have been but some believe his mating cycle may have been disturbed by liasons with a ravishing temptress who has managed to find a way to tap into his Gigg powers^ and coax him (and the Audi) out of his Lancashire comfort zone. Ancient prophecy says that the Gigg would meet a spirit who would bind his powers and be able to command him to her will for all eternity and possibly take over the world. Some argue that the translation of this prophecy is inaccurate and in fact shes just looking for a bit of action, only time will tell.

^It has now been revealed that his powers would be nullified by the infamous "Beard Of Justice" being shaved or trimmed against his will in an act of treachery by his subjects.

My Grand Father had a theory that the whole Vampire franchise started with the Gigg, he thought that the Gigg could be some human freak of nature that the public and media have bigged up over the years and labeled Vampire, he used to tell me that although Vampire are myth and folk law that "there's no smoke with out fire" or in this case no myth without a starting character.

My family have been collecting information on the Gigg for centuries and we would love to share information with other Gigg researchers.

Some say...
The Legend of the Gigg speads far and wide and some even say across time... How?! We're not sure but some have said he stole the De Lorean from the set of back to the future, painted it Red and used some Gigg magic to make the flux capacitor real! Unfortunately he had no plutonium for the return trip, so he pissed in the nuclear reactor and nearly overloaded the time circuits.

Another time travel theory is that he took the phone box from Bill & Ted and the Tardis from Doctor Who and combined them to make the mother of all time travel devices. Apparently he was able to transform this device into a modern day mobile phone and has been know to mysteriously disappear after answering a call...

We at Giggipedia would greatly appreciate any info/legends you may have heard regarding the Gigg. Please add them to this page-


 * Some say he make's onions cry!


 * Some say he declared war on teenage virginity... and he's winning!


 * Some say he made the Ghost Rider cry with a look.


 * Some say that fear fears him!

Some say he invented social networking


 * Some say that when Bambi’s mother was shot… he never shed a tear, and that if you develop a photo of him all you see is a glowing RED Sphere!


 * Some Say that when he wants to be some ware he gets in his red vehicle and the Earth turns to bring the destination to him!


 * Some Say that he is A-Sexual and the only reason he doesn’t procreate is that the universe and all time and space couldn’t handle another Gigg… it would simply implode!


 * Some say that GOD dislikes him as he quite literally stole his thunder.


 * Some say that when Jesus turned water in to wine the Gigg just laughed and did the same thing with Vimto instead.

—Preceding unsigned comment added by D4com (talk • contribs) 13:38, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Some say that he got fired after 15 minuets........       and it's true!!!!...       you don't f@%k with THE GIGG!  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 217.43.184.218 (talk) 23:35, 28 August 2010 (UTC)

—Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.198.230.177 (talk) 14:52, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

"Some Say" De-Bunked

 * Some say that he Hangs around with the GOD of attractiveness and forgiveness “P.” (P Dot, The DOT) and uses him to communicate with lower forms of life e.g. Human Beings…

This myth has been proved to be a fake. "P Dot" or "P the DOT" has actually been revealed to be The Imp (or Gimp)of Scaredy Cats and he thought he had tricked The Gigg into thinking he was a God so he would hang around with him. However P Dot's lies could not penetrate the phsycic forces of The Gigg's aura and the Gigg had him sussed from day one. The Gigg chose to let P Dot hang around with him because it was really funny watching him cry when girls were around.

Apology... —Preceding unsigned comment added by D4com (talk • contribs) 17:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

I have recently read a very old book that i found in a very old museum in Egypt depicting how P.Fizzle lulls his pray (HOT Human Woman, between size 8 - 12, 5Ft - 5'5, 18 to 25 year old and NOT French) in to a false sense of security by playing the "Pathetic" card. this has worked for millennia —Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.27.93.20 (talk) 13:16, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Mr DOT
Mr.Dot is a confused individual who believes he is confirmed as giving Johnny depp his Good looks so that "Gods Children" could see just what P.Dot looks like. Many years ago he told stories to small boys that he took the form of Ricky Martin and Fucked anything in a skirt, this was not true, they were actually ladyboys from Thailand. Its said P Dot Turned into a Bum Ravishing Gay Boy, this is not true as he is even more scared of boys than girls. However he has been known to say "my legacy is my own, from now on I will only fuck gay guys"

P.Dot thinks he is the by far Better Than the Gigg could ever be ... but he is delusional, so much so he was actually committed to "The Giggs Secure Hospital For The Mentally Unstable Losers Who Can't Talk to Girls Without Wetting Their Pants"

Just to finish before i cream ... He thinks he invented Edible Panties .... !!!!

Knicker Sniffer x

St.Gigg's Day... 22nd August!
What will you be doing on St. Gigg's day???

St. Gigg's day is said to be the day that The Gigg first arrived on Earth Soil... the legend goes that it was The Gigg alone that caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs on this very day, Some say it was so that he could use the toilet in peace!!!

Although we only have myth to go off i see no evidence that contradicts this belief!

It is also believed that 1000 years after this date he touched an Ape on the toe and said "Evolve" and so there were humans!

—Preceding unsigned comment added by D4com (talk • contribs) 19:20, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

Last name: Gigg
This is or rather was, an Olde English baptismal name of the pre 7th century, which has been 'converted' to a medieval surname. Recorded in the spellings of Gagg, Gagges, Gegg, Gegge, Gegges, Geggus, Gigg and Giggs, it derives from the ancient word 'gigg' or 'gygg', and describes someone with high spirits and light hearted. In its original personal name the meaning would have been an endearment, the name being given at a baptism. It would seem that essentially the same meaning has descended into modern times. The two wheeled horse drawn carriage called the 'Gigg', was a vehicle for the 'light hearted' and could be said to be the 19th century equivalent of a two seater sports car, whilst the modern word 'gig' is a description for a one night pop concert. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 94.15.67.164 (talk) 17:14, 24 November 2010 (UTC)