User talk:The Beer Guy

Hi. This is Beer Guy. I won't be here much but I'll be busy when I am. My task will be to perform cleanups.

I'll be cleaning up repulsive crap posted by chauvinists who've never been outside East Jesus, who think the whole world respects their country, who've never learned there's another country called ENGland where people speak a language called ENGlish that is somewhat similar to their own.

People who without thought or consideration impose their tragic lifestyle and writing style conventions on others, all in the name of what they think is this great thing called Wikipaedia.

People all over this planet are sick and tired of these people. And I'll be doing what I can to remove these annoyances when I'm around.

And I encourage you all to do the same. Don't make a big thing of it as they do - none of us are planning world domination as they are - but do slap them around a bit and put them in their place. Perhaps they'll grow from it.

Cheers.