User talk:The Irish Virus

Although its exact beginnings are disputed and perhaps unkown, its beggings are well documented and form an unsightly skid mark on the once-precious underwear of Lady Liberty. The dirty, disease-infested and drunken peoples from what is affectionately labelled "The Vile Isle," began flooding the gates of the United States in the 19th century. Since then, the country has gone to pieces slowly at the large hands of the Irish people. From protestant church burnings to Canadian crusades, to fighting crime and fire in the great cities of the nation, the Irish have reshaped the face of the United States of America, but only by beating that face in during a drunken brawl.

The Pandemic Begins
The United States and the Nation of Ireland haad enjoyed cordial relations since the dawn of time, but during the 19th century, that relationship turned sour. A Great Potato famine was brought on by the rapidly spreading Leprachaun AIDS Virus, as Leprachauns had gone into the lushious potatoes to die. Unfortunately, drunken Irish families regularly ingested potatoes with dead and decaying Leprachauns in them, as eating potatoes whole without chewing was custom for the people of "The Vile Isle." AS more and more Irish began to die, people began fleeing the Island for America in search of low-paying jobs in the law-enforcement and fire-fighting professions. They brought with them the "Curse of the Catlick," and faced American hatred in every which way they turned. The Irish crowded into barrios hoping to escape the daily torture. Among the fleeing was a young man by the name of Ronald McDonald.