User talk:The Sack Monster

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Dr. Leonard T. Bennedy has shocked the Resident Evil 4 and Sack community with a new theory on the mysterious sack monster.

Up until now the question has been what is inside the sack. But what if the sack itself is alive?

"The RE4 community is a bunch of noobs who always think inside the box, or inside the sack in this case *laughs*. They fail to realize that there is nothing inside the sack, because the sack, in essence, is the monster" Dr. Bennedy says.

While many RE4 fans are skeptical, evidence has been found.

"When the "sack monster" is viewed through an IR lense you can clearly see that the whole sack is red, meaning that the sack is warm and alive. If another creature was inside the entire sack would not be warm" Dr. Bennedy explains.

While this theory is alarming, what does it mean for RE4 fans if it is real?

"Well dang, there go all of the "What's in the Sack?" topics" Nooby McNoob says in sorrow.

Stay tuned for Sack News as this and many other exciting sack monster investigations continue.