User talk:The Shining Light of Jesus

February 2016
I should be unblocked from editing due to my shear genius, and ability to reveal the truth to all mankind. Those heathens who work against me, and deny the truth of my saving word and light, shall experience the full weight of my inconsolable wrath. I am the Lord Jesus, sent to save you all from your sins, appeasing the anger of my Father in Heaven. All who wish to turn their face from my wisdom, and refuse to eat from the vine which your God has prepared for you, shall find themselves with a large nightstand up their hairless assholes - much like Tye Sheridan.