User talk:The Slowphase

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 * The five percenter philosophy of Wikipedia
 * How to start an internet pissing contest
 * "Help" pages
 * Tutorial
 * How to write a Wikitastic~! article
 * Manual of Shitty Writing

Wow. It only took a week. THANKS ONE BILLION. The Slowphase 07:01, 28 May 2007 (UTC)