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The legend of Pampa shovel-ass

This story originates from a lesser-known city called “Detroit” and its a children’s story about well I don’t really know

The story goes like this. “Once there was a boy, a boy named Steven, this was a special boy because every time he liked something he said “Pampa”, do when he liked the scent of flowers, or the taste of ice cream, he would say “Pampa”. One day an older boy namer Roger had escaped from a psychiatric ward, he went to the school playground with his trusty shovel to wreak havoc. He saw Steven as an easy target so, he went over, took his shovel, and stuck in up Stevens ass. Steven nearly died that day but ge survived by some miracle, while the shovel was going in, from the pain Steven yelled “PAMPA!” Which at the time no one knew happened when he was in extreme pain, everybody in the school, even the teachers thought he had a shovel fetish, he was only 9 but you never know. Steven went on to live a lonely life, where as Roger died in an ally from a fentanyl overdose, the end.” Yeah kinda of messed up