User talk:The cardinal points are not news

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Ok, I've gotta ask. What in the world are you doing with your user page? Are you trying to create some kind of blog? -- Fyrefly (talk) 21:57, 4 November 2012 (UTC)
 * I don't think what I'm doing qualifies as blogging. My user page is a list of jokes. --The cardinal points are not news (talk) 22:13, 4 November 2012 (UTC)

Sockpuppet investigation
Gparyani (talk) 19:02, 24 October 2014 (UTC)