User talk:The friendly murderer

The Friendly Murderer
The Friendly Murderer is a fictional character in a short series of online stories. His/Her main goal is to kill as many people as possible in the most friendly manner possible.

These methods include: - Kindly offering the victim an arsenic filled pastry

- Smothering the victim in a field of pretty flowers

- Giving the victim so many flowers that they eventually die of pollen inhalation

The original story can be found at:

The screenplay adaptation can be found at