User talk:The woodchip

Hi, this is THE WOODCHIP, and so everyone who reads my page (aka me) can tell when I'm talking about ME.

My real name is Gertrude Umdeebekel, and I live most of the time on the streets of Dhaka, Bangladesh, but I also have a summer home in Uzbekistan that I visit regularly. My pets include an African elephant (yes, I am aware that Bangladesh is in fact north of India) named Spot, a California condor called Fido, and my favorite; the Loch Ness monster. She doesn't really have a name, unless you want to get really technical (it's something like spydocterix).

We lead a happy life marred only a tiny bit by poverty, but we keep everything okay by playing "The Gladness Game" and keeping a positive attitude.

How I acquired a computer is anyone's guess.