User talk:Theamaa

THE FUCK. Thank you so fucking much Mr anti-vandalism for VANDALIZING my page mr anti-vandalism. --Theamaa (talk) 18:02, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you!

Hello, Patronizing dickhead, please gtfo of Wikipedia! Oh fuck this, look at this shit!!! (*) I can't even begin to figure out how to change the rest. Special:contributions/{basepagename WHAT THE FUCK. What monkeys created this coding? 'Bob', you might not have a life, but I do. So I will leave it up to the no-lifers to spend all day on wikipedia.


 * Hey that's not a star! It's now 19:07 (there's probably a wikipedia article about the 24 hour clock but I can't be fucked to find it and link to it), and I need to find out how to embed an image on this page, and the clock starts now.

Update 19:10, it took me 3 minutes to find the link to the picture manual from one of the links you posted.

Update 19:11, I can't be fucked reading all those rules when the picture is a screenshot of wikipedia and it's only going to be on this page. I couldn't be fucked reading all those rules anyway.

Update 19:12, the fuck unauthorized? This page is only for autoconfirmed users bla bla what.

Update 19:13, Fuck this. Imageshack.us ahoy. Oh wow how EASY it is to find out how to upload an image, as opposed to Wilkipedia.

Update 19:14, ok there's a little image-button up there, looks like your ordinary embed image button. *click* THE FUCK. Just go here: http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8818/wikibarf.jpg That's user friendly.

Go fuck yourself 'Bob'. But I guess you do that every night. :(

Enfield Poltergeist
Hi, Wikipedia is a collaborative encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Therefore, rather than simply say "this article is ridiculous" and making vague suggestions, I would recommend that if the article needs fixing (which it does), you would be more than capable of making the neccesary changes yourself. Simply just saying "I've never added anything to an article and I don't intend to either" isn't really helpful - please see some of the above links if you fancy making a few edits. Thanks. Bob talk 14:36, 22 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Uhm yeah. Skip the patronizing tone 'Bob'. The above links are absolutely atrocious and not very user friendly. The interface is also simply awful. If wikipedia decides to make editing user-friendly then I might consider it. I won't spend hours (again) trying to figure out how to edit in a couple of sentences.

Also, English is my second language, so it would better if someone whose first language is English adds information to articles. I delete whatever needs to be deleted (usually NPOV) but I will not ADD anything to any article on English Wikipedia. I have much better things to spend hours on than editing Wikipedia-articles, and I know that Wikipedia have many skilled volunteers who practically spend all day on Wikipedia (like you, 'Bob') - so I will leave it up to them. And that's none of your business anyway 'Bob', nor is it in your place to tell me what to do. If Wikipedia chooses to become user-friendly, rather than using a specific Wikipedia-only coding, I might choose to volunteer. But as for now, as I said, the interface is horrible (*) and it's the exact opposite of user-friendly. I'd rather assembly every single Ikea furniture that ever existed, than go through the "manual" just to add a couple of sentences. On many webpages you can press ctrl+b to make items bold. But not here. Nor can I use html. So I had to scroll up to find the button that makes it bold. Apparently I have to write three apostrophes before and after the word. When I could just press ctrl+b. And you expect me to learn this system AND the rules just to add a few sentences? How long has it been since you last left your basement, 'Bob'?


 * I'm on an Acer one (my PC isn't even in the same town as I am right now), so my screen is 10" big.


 * See! Look at this shit! A star is translated into a freakin point-thing (Don't remember the english word for it and this is why you shouldn't command people to do things, 'Bob') when what I wanted was a star to represent a footnote, but I guess I need to figure out how to make Wikipedia give me a footnote. And I know that a colon makes a quoteblock, but I have absolutely no idea why that quoteblock suddenly disappears. But unlike you, and the rest of the Wikipedia-nerds (who do a fine job), I don't give a damn. So I will leave it like this. Looking like shit.

Have a nice day 'Bob'. You're an asshole. Can I write 'asshole' on wikipedia? Oh I don't give a damn.

September 2009
This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive comments. If you continue to make personal attacks on other people, you will be blocked for disruption. Comment on content, not on other contributors or people.  Zoo Fari  19:45, 27 September 2009 (UTC)