User talk:Thebestcliques

hey all my fellow soon to be Massie blocks! in my past weeks i have wanted to know how to be like massie block! so here is my advice to you! use this info if you want to be popular! here are some ah-mazing tips on how to be like Massie! .keep your hair nice,wash and condition it every 1 to 2 weeks. sometimes add sprinkles of glitter into your hair! .set a few IM, Facebook, or twitter or e-mail accounts. .you have to have a cell phone, but if you cant afford it buy an iPod! your can find ah-mazing apps so you can text your gurls! . buy ah-dorable outfits from shops like justice,BCBG, neimens,Victoria Secret,juicy,Ralph Lauren,Theory,Tory bunch,Marc jacobs,Dolce &Gabbana,and chanel. .cant afford it? buy things from forever 21, wet seal,free people,blue fly,& h&m. .wear scarfs & barets .pretty flats, sandals,cute boots,7 converses. .keep up in the latest trends! you have to know what to wear! .allways have purple in your wardrobe! .get all types of lipgloss! (glossip girl) . make sure you exersize .have clean teeeth! if you need braces get some colorful ones! they allways give style! .have lots of comebacks!

here are some comebacks the great massie would say! .did i invite you to my barbeque? then why are you all up in my grill! .are you a feamale dog? then why are you acting like a bitch! .are you a sweater set? cause you just met your match! . do i sell fertilizer? because obviously you think i give a crap! it is hard to be as great as massie! but here are some rules! dont be totally obsesed or you will be an EW or LBR!