User talk:Thebombdj

MaXimum ApeX has always been a ladies man. Let's just face it, he's better than you and you know it. I have always wished I could be him. The last time I interviewed him, he had at least a dozen women hanging on his arms. He is also one of the best unsigned djs in the world. One time, I saw him punch a dude right in the face. That's right, RIGHT IN THE FACE! One punch and the dude was down! Now, guess what? Not only did he win America's most sexiest bachealor, he also has a rockin' sweet set of abs! He has one of the most sexiest bodies I've seen, and I've seen A LOT! All of us want him, and you know it. But, right now he has a girlfriend. She's the luckiest people in the world, and so is he. So, overall he is freaking amazing! To witness his awesomeness, go to his myspace, myspace.com/maximumapex. There, you will be so amazed that you too will be obsessed with his awesomeness, your self-esteem will be so low, you will wish you could be him. So, once again, just face it, he's better than you and you know it, and nothing will change it!(except for people on wikipedia)

love always Gaybe Ate.