User talk:Theorysoflife

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Speedy deletion nomination of The cinema toilet theory


Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as The cinema toilet theory, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that the page was nominated in error, contest the nomination by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion" in the speedy deletion tag. Doing so will take you to the talk page where you can explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once a page is tagged for speedy deletion, it may be removed without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but do not hesitate to add information that is consistent with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. --sparkl!sm hey! 10:26, 11 May 2012 (UTC)
 * I admire your honourable intentions, but Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. It might be useful for you to read about what Wikipedia is not, and in particular how Wikipedia is not for things you made up one day. Thanks --sparkl!sm hey! 10:38, 11 May 2012 (UTC)