User talk:Theshortturban

Madness
Welcome to the madhouse; please say hello

Welcome
Hi, Theshortturban. This is NOT some automated message...it's from a real person. You can talk to me right now. Welcome to Wikipedia! I noticed you've just joined, and wanted to give you a few tips to get you started. If you have any questions, please talk to us. The tips below should help you to get started. Best of luck!  Chzz  ►  05:36, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Androcles and the Lion (play)
Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. –RHolton ≡ – 01:02, 25 May 2009 (UTC)