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The Trees: To the Roots
The Trees, a modern indiehiphopjazzfunk trio, has been stretching our capacity to think and feel in evermore profound and meaningful ways for many years now. But what do we really know of The Trees? Where did they come from? What makes them tick? As far as I can figure, it goes like this.

Born in the harsh mining town of Enterline, WVA in early February 1938, life was hard for a young Aaron P Delong, better known as QuickFish. Abandoned as a child, young Fish was saved from certain doom by a kindly mother salmon. As he integrated in to the school, Fish learned the Way of the Salmon, and his name as well. Traveling west to seek his fortune he stumbled into a squat, furry man known only as Dig. Through his wild, purple-rimmed eyes and constant rhyming jabber, Fish slowly learned the history of this wanderer. Dig, Born Dominic, son of Salvador in the foothills of the rockies. As a small child, Dig would often place pots and pans on his head, while rapping. This naturally led to problems with authority, and at the tender age of 7, Dig was set loose to fulfill his destiny. Fish and Dig made there way on down the Rio Grande on a rickety raft captained by Bocephus E. Jones, better known as Zach Witt. Born many thousands of years ago, in the center of a dying star, Bocephus was drawn through a black hole, hurling him though time. He landed on the banks of that river and is compelled to travel it forevermore.