User talk:Thwaker

Our Adventure
It all started when Tony, Jefferey, Alexander, Matthew, and Moon Beast lost that JV White basketball game for Gunter, Texas, to Melissa, Texas. Tony got pissed so he went to the white house to kill the president. However, the president was ready, and he tried to shoot Tony. Luckily, Alexander was there and he heroically jumped in front of Tony and took the bullet. This gave Tony enough time to shoot the president. He was still pissed, though, because Alexander had died. Tony then set up multiple nuclear bombs around the United States. The only safe place was in Jeffery's mailbox. Tony, Jeffery, and Moon Beast were hiding the the mailbox when the bombs detonated. Unfortunately, Matthew did not make it to the mailbox. He died. The three guys got lonely in the US so they went to Antarctica and ate Penguin Sandwiches. It soon got too cold, so the guys went off to the sun to thaw. However, Jeffery had forgotten his sunblock in Antarctica. He died. Moon Beast and Tony then went back to Antarctica for more Penguin Sandwiches, and then went to Mexico. While eating a churro, Tony suddenly got mauled by a Mexican polar bear. He died. Moon Beast was now alone so he went back to Antarctica for the memories and more Penguin Sandwiches. However, the penguins had other ideas. They had developed a ray gun powered by the forgotten sunblock of Jeffery. They shot Moon Beast. He died. The End.

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