User talk:Timmachine

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Mystic Martin Gonzalez
Mystic Martin Gonzalez has lived an interesting life rewarding of the written word. Such has the events unfolded that make him noteworthy in the least. To begin, with the utmost enthusiasm, he spends a large portion of his God-given free-time to his daughter "Baby girl", his only begotten offsring. He attributes his success as a father to an enigmatic faith in the ever ambigious "Higher Power" and his parental upbringing. Hidden behind a cordial and reserved co-worker, peer, and superior is an above-standard human-being. As life can be so poorly described as the biological features and definitions that one exist apart from the unliving, he is among the very few individuals to break the mold of any indignant definitions. Having a strong affinity to breasts and thier overproportions in the female anatomy, Martin finds himself at times, miles away frolicing in a field of humungous mammery "fun bags".