User talk:Tina1988i

how to be albanian.....

this is a list of things you should do if you want to be albanian!!!!!!

1. Never use meassuring cups whilst cooking.

2. worship skenderbeg gjergj kastrioti

3. worship the eagle

4. drink hienikian beer

5. hate serbs

5. hate greeks

6. copy italians...lol!

7. love americans 8. use garlic at home for protection 9. smoke at the age of 9.....

10. never fall in love with your cousin or neighbour

11. love all albanians

12. act poor

13. keep a gun in your home

14. keep an albanian flag in your car

15. always moun about the the history of albanians under turkish suppression

16. eat lots of watermelon during the summer

17. memorize all of sabri fejzullahus songs

18. biuld your own home in kosova or albania

19. claim to be the distance of illyria

20. always claim kosova as your own land

21. swim across the sea to italy

22. your last name should end with i or e

23. claim to be pure albanian even if your not.....

24. drive a BMW

25. claim that the turks were evil towards your ancestors because of their religion

26. claim that serbs are stealing your history

27. never call a turk your brother

28. sing patriotic songs

29. eat beans on friday and sunday pite

30. idiolise mother teresa

references the albanian book 2008 leshani ikeq how to be 1924 kuppa pakapaa