User talk:Tinplated cardboard

NOTICE: The user Begonia Brandbygeana has been harassing me by posting fraudulent statements on my talk page, and making speedy deletion requests on my userpage based upon fraudulent pretenses, for his/her own amusement.

My userpage stated: "We make our cars from only the finest tin-plated cardboard. Who are you to say they're unsafe?" -an obvious joke; no name brand or link even mentioned (because it does not exist).

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