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THE NAME TOM COATES COMES FROM THE ANCIENT GREEK WORD TARAMACOLO WHICH IN ENGLISH TRANSLATES TO SEX GOD. THIS NAME IS ONLY GIVEN TO THOSE WITH A SLONG LONGER THAN 55 INCHES AND NO THINNER THAN 12 CM. TOM, SOME MIGHT SAY SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAY AS MUCH PUSSY AS HE WANTS.