User talk:Tony bolony

bolony
Yesterday while walking through the magical forest of MyaSS i found my way through a big patch of aSShairs and i found a strange plant. i investigated and realized it was a rare and mystical bolony bush but. but this one was different it had odd looking peNIs shaped seeds and i remember my parents telling me if i ate the seeds it would give me special powers so i did. but it didnt give me special powers it turned me in to a giant piece of fuckin bolognia and noww im tony bolony.

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the mystical adventures of tony bolony
wat the fuk are you doing ahh. i musta passed out. why do i smell bolony. o yea im bolony now. heyy wat thefuk whose biting my dick or wat feels to be my dick. a dam rat bit a piece of my bolony plastic. get back here you mexican rat. i befriende the dog to convinvce him to be my friend and return my penis. his name was chihuahua campos. he said, " aye senior give me two pesos and ile giva u your dick back." i dont have 2 pesos jose all i have is this magical seed shaped like a penis that will give you special powers if you eat it, ahh senior we have a deal. chihuahua campos said if its got magical powers then why the fuk wont he eat it. i herd that racist mexican joke calling me jose. shit even tho my real name is jose how the fuk did he know that. so chihuahua campos shoved the penis shaped seed down tony bolonys throat. and poof a magical thing happend tony bolony turned into a hairy bolony bush

mr cocknballs
on my way back from the magical forest i ran into a large walking penis but it turned to be a man. his name was mr cocknballs he ate the same seeds i did and he had a bad reaction. now dogs follow him around chewing on his scrotom