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The Chinese Libel Monkey

In the 15th century monkeys of all types, shapes and sizes spoke english perfectly well despite the stories. It was during the 15th century in East Western China when Ping Pong was elected to asume the position as master for the Knights night temple. which was widely known for its underground production of the highly sought after white powder commonly known as MSG. Ping Pong was a man of ambition and evolution, and as he took his role as master of the temple he looked towards the future of the Chinese underground movement and saw a profitable business venture in selling to the masses with high volume fortune cookies. Mr Pong started with one monkey, Juan Chang Lewis (the Chinese Libel Monkey), who could type twice the speed of any other monkey in China and thirteen and a quarter times faster than any human alive. But as the production grew, and the temple became known for its new products Pong hired more and more monkeys which created the crumble and deterieration of Juan's fame as a the miracle monkey. Juan became deeply depressed, and was rarely seen away from his type writer as he continued in his attemtp to out type the entire lot of monkeys. This lifestyle lead directly to Juans dangerously intake of MSG, lines of the irresistible flavour inhancer cluttered his desk at all times. Juan had lost all control over himself as he spiralled down the rabit hole, he lost his house, his wife and kids, and all of his assets. But all Juan cared about at this point was typing, and getting his fix of MSG. A rather contradictory mix since the over use of MSG was leading into incorrect sayings on the fortune cookies, and Libel. A women was told by Juan that she would loose weight within the next month, but instead she expanded like a balloon. the plump woman was furious, leading to the Temples first court case, which resolted in the temple being sued. After several hundred more similare insidences monkeys world wide seemed to have lost their credability, and were out of work. As they flead to the trees in hiding, their lack of intillectual stimulation slowly lead to the tree dwelling, bug eating, bumballing animals we know as the common monkey. There are only a handful of monkeys who are attempting to acheave their status in the world as they deserve. These Monkeys are currectly making a daring effort to fly through space to prove that they can do what humans do.

(Toolbelt101 (talk) 21:37, 11 July 2008 (UTC))