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Marcus Chaz and Josh
Once their where 3 awsome kids named Marcus Chaz and Josh so one day the Harlem Globe Troters wanted to play them but they couldnt withstand the rath of the super funky white boys. The Super Funky White boys beat them 100-2 they gave them the extra point because they felt bad for beating them so bad. the next day muhamid ali wanted to box josh but josh used those 12 1/2 inch arms for a one punch knock out. then the New England Patriots wanted to play The Super Funkey White boys in a foot ball game but again TSFW won by chazes amazing throwing skills he threw marcus and Josh 50 touchdown passes in the first quarter and TSFW made them cry so they forfeted. the next day the boston red sox challenged TSFW to a baseball game in the first inning TSFW were losing 5-0 but with chaz and josh on base and marcus up to bat the game was 5-3 from their on they hit homeruns to end the game they won 123456789-5 NO JOKE that nite was randalls tallent show and you can guess what TSFW did yes they played play that funky music from wild cherry it was the best talent show in the world they even got on ESPN for singing they have the best voices iv ever heard exept for josh he sounds like a kid who inhaled heelium