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WHEN FURBY'S ATTACK

FURBY - (ferbee) - The Furby is a creature that has been thought to be a myth, but recent sightings have suggested that this mythical creature is more than just that. But what exactly is a Furby? Most of the witnesses recall the creature as being very small, about six inches in height, covered in a thick fur, and has a beak-like mouth. However, more recent sightings report that it is a vicious animal, with a large mouth full of sharp teeth, it has long ears, claws, and bright red eyes. According to the sources the creature stood about a foot tall and was very agile, and is slimy and green with scales. The most astounding sighting, however, breaks this mystery open. The witness discovered a small, fury creature fitting the first discription of the Furby near a cave. With his video camera, the man moved in closer to the animal. As the man bent down to pet this wonderous creature, it suddenly began to transform. It began growing taller, and slowly became the Furby in the second description. The violent animal attacked the man, seriously injuring him. Unable to walk, the man crawled to the nearest home and is currently in critical condition.However, he was still able to get a photo of the attacking monster and a photo of the cave. The cave appears to have several pairs of red glowing dots peering out, which may be several other Furby's that are living inside the cave. The government is taking extreme action and will be clearing out the cave, but no one knows how many caves may be inhabited by these elusive beings.

An interview with another man who has seen these mystical creatures explains more: int: So, where do u recall seeing this creature? man: Well i was simply walking down a dark alley and it kinda came out of no where. int: And you say this creature looked like what? man: Well it was about 6inches tall, black fuzzy fur and had large black pupils with no iris, and then all a sudden when i bent over to pet it the thing started seizuring and grew about half its original size and its eyes opened into a red iris with a glaring stare. Its claws must have been a couple inches long, and it had razor sharp teeth, really crazy. int: Well that is a one of a kind story. How did u get away from it? man: I actually didnt get away from it, it kinda ran away from me, but later it came back with more. Hundreds of thousands of Furby's. It was the most horrible thing. I still feel them all around me. I cant sleep at night and the dark is the most unsafe place to be in. int: Well there you have it a direct account of the crazy killer, the Furby.

We have with another victim in a Furby attack, but for safty reasons we shall not release his name, so we will call him Mr. B. His interview will be posted after it has been censored by the government officials in the news room.

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 * Show here are the photos taken by the man who was attacked. The first photo is of the small creature he attempted to pet, which turned into the animal that attacked him, shown in picture two*