User talk:Tylerm317

Tyler L Martin is an incredibly intelligent individual who attends Fike High School in the city of Wilson, North Carolina. He is well known for his intellectual abilities and his overwhelming drive to succeed.

Early Life
Tyler L Martin grew up amongst the native Cherokee people living in the Alaskan tundra. At an early age he was taught to hunt polar bears and was known as the tribe's genius. After becoming leader of the tribe Tyler moved on to bigger and better things by moving to Hawaii. Tyler became fond of the warm climate and big waves that make Hawaii so popular. He soon became a world renowned surfer and even had a movie made about him "Johnny Tsunami." After a few years of living the famous surfer lifestyle Tyler grew bored with it and decided to move to the big apple (New York City, New York.) While in New York Tyler developed an addiction to success, its here where he came up with the ideas of the computer, Disneyland, and Indoor Skydiving. Yet again he grew tired of this lifestyle and decided to move once again, this time to a rural slightly redneck town in North Carolina. This small little town was known by the locals as Wilson, it is still only known by the locals. Upon moving to "Wilson" which we will now refer to as small slightly redneck town, he quickly turned the little town into a Metropolis, complete with a Walmart, Target, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Run for President
At the age of 14 Tyler became America's youngest presidential candidate, he quit school and immediately became a well supported candidate. Sadly he lost the race to his opponent George W. Bush, who gained a huge amount of supporters due to his incredibly southern accent and hilarious, yet serious, quotes.

Assassination Attempt
After his loss in the presidential race Tyler took a short vacation to Vatican City to meet with the Pope and discuss world issues. While in Italy a crazed atheist shanked him and Tyler found himself in the hospital for a number of months. Thankfully he had a successful recovery, mainly due to his drive to succeed, and decided that he was through with the Italians and their nasty Italian food and moved back to small slightly redneck town.

Life Today
Today Tyler lives in small slightly redneck town and still attends Fike High School, where he enjoys swimming like Michael Phelps, and watching the football team constantly lose games.