User talk:Tysn.7

Vasili Melissis
Vasili Melissis is a 17 year old male born and raised in London, Ontario, Canada. He lives with his mother Kristen, his father John and his younger sister.

Vasili is an extremely unique individual. He is one that is in no way whatsoever self sufficient. He struggles to cut his toe nails because of oddly enormous big toe. He struggles to make cereal in the morning, and can never decide if the milk goes first or the cereal. To avoid making a mistake, he just gets his sister to do it for him. His favourite activities are sitting down playing PS4, sitting down eating, sitting down watching sports on YouTube, sitting down watching Lonzo ball play basketball and sitting down to watch the Toronto Maple Leafs get demolished/ humiliated by the cartoned milk Americans. If you read carefully, you will notice that a common word used is “sitting”, because Vasili enjoys nothing more than sitting on his ass, doing jack shit.

Vasili has had a tough life, he struggles with two very rare conditions that he has not yet gotten treatment for. These conditions affect him in his everyday life. The first severe condition is shitsyndrome. As defined in the T. George Holdings dictionary, shitsyndrome is when a person experiences problems with shitting. Causing them to shit multiple times a day and to take up a longer than average time on the toilet. The second issue is one that affects those around him and has affected him even in his educational attendance. This condition is called Swamp Ass. Vasili has struggled with swamp ass ever since the beginning of high school and it has caused him to need to miss school and to not hang out with friends. Swamp ass is a very frustrating condition. It is often seen in people such as Vasili, who are extremely lazy and are not used to sweating. The body goes weeks and sometimes even months without sweating because of sitting on your ass all the time. The body then stores all that excess water built up, inside your big toe, causing the need for your mother to cut your toenails. When the body is exposed to moving for a period greater than 3 minutes, all of the excess water built up overtime sweats and causes swamp ass.

Vasili has an odd obsession with his dog. He feels that by posting on his Snapchat story and in group chats, pictures of his dog... that people care. It has become known and brought to his attention... how tired everyone is of seeing his dog sleeping on the floor and licking his foot. Vasili chooses to ignore the good advice and continues to annoy those around him.

Vasili also has an odd obsession with the Toronto Maple leafs and with Lonzo shitball. He feels the need to always talk about and share his obsession with his Snapchat and Instagram friends. Vasili struggles to accept the fact that people do not want to see this content on his social media platforms. He continues to annoy those around him.

To conclude, Vasili is a very unique human being. He doesn’t know how much a $1 chocolate bar would cost after tax. His aspirations are to live in his parents basement for as long as he can. He will be unable to move out, due to him not knowing how to do simple day to day tasks, such as making cereal. Tysn.7 (talk) 07:08, 4 January 2020 (UTC)