User talk:UMassLowell

Jim Bob Cooter Football Winning Scandal
On the night of Christmas Eve there was a horrendous account of inhumanity. Instead of Saint Nicolas coming down the chimney for U Mass Football linebackers, grotesquely enough, it was the 240 pound first season coach... A true freshmen. For months the poor players put up with the coaches sexual abuse. "His argument was that it was helping us win... We started to believe his lies," says a anonymous junior on the team. As he started to get more sexual, he began to see past just men the players told us. Often he would be watching POP Squad on the sideline of most games. POP Squad stands for Pray on Predators and is a shows that is used for other predators to learn how not to get caught.

2 weeks later, sadly, it was granted green light and continued. The school found out and covered it up. Susan Philips, the President of U Mass, had no comment during our short time together as she walked into court. The entire school is facing charges, but Jim Bob Coach Cooter is for sure going to be in prison. He was unable to post the $1,300 bail, making him fresh meat for the night. Since the Foot Ball team started winning games the entire staff was able to see through covering it up and trying to make the outback bowl game.

Much more is to come on the matter since Coach Cooter's phone is under FBI investigation. This gives everyone access to his emails and grinder messages. Most of the players say they should look at his history, "that shit is bound to be nasty with the shit he had us doing..." Good enough the team is able to start warning players not to come during their recruitment trips.