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Egyptians and Scorpion Desserts
The ancient Egyptians ever since 2200 BCE have performed the act of Karma Charming; a term used to describe prehistoric bribery. It was said after Mephisto, the god of the underworld destroyed Pharoah IV's temple, that the citizens of the Egyptian empire sacrificed to Mephisto, hoping to please the god. This culture was then assimilated into their everyday lifestyle as students would try to "bribe" their teachers into giving them higher marks. They would take the delicate scorpions, dress them up with silk rinsed in camel feces, and present it to their higher ups as dessert. This tasty dish was then established as the 48th greatest invention of mankind.