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Lemon Seiler
Lemon Serenade Seiler a.k.a Buddy(April 13th, 1993-He's still alive) "I'm Lemon w.t.f get over it your in denial if you think I ain't." Lemon Seiler is an extremely loyal golden retriever who is suspected to be bi. Lemon has been earning his fame by working as a stalker at "Lemons R us" Mr.Seiler just recently created a Facebook profile which he desires to create many inspirational blogs telling the whole world how much he loves his Master/Lover (garrett). He does this in hopes to stop animal abuse and in courage the consperacy that animals have humane feelings too.

Early And Personal Life
Lemon refers to himself as a "Basement Mutt" His birthplace was in one of his masters close friends basements, (Tony Pena) Growing up in Orange County, Lemon learned to skate, unlike his master........who declared that he would no longer continue his skating lessons because he left his Vanns out in the rain one night. Lemon quotes, "skating is only a hobbie, my life is to help Garrett throughout his emotional teenage years and protest animal issues." After graduating from Kennel Club university 06, He hit it off with a few low mileage pit wolfies. The only serious and recognized relationship was with Garrett( Current Master), which has several personal complications that involves bisexuality and how questionable the relationship was to the media.........They are still going strong but are still weighing the outcomes of "it's complicated." Lemon has gained several close friends from his former relationships, Robbie(Lakia), Noah( "Don't forget the junk." Nike), Cody(Globe), Kyle (Vans), and Jordan party time ampy (Adidas) Lemon has hopes to help accomplish his Masters dreams. Everyday, He plays soccer so that Garrett can fullfil his "Fathers" dream of having a son who is athletic. In july 2005, Lemon and Garrett where seen at a public park playing fetch a bone when a "Where The Wild Things Are" skateboard appeared from the sky, striking a fierce blow to Lemons crotch. Lemons junhke is operating perfectly, but we're afraid that the board was broken into two pieces, we are extremely sorry. After the tradgy, Lemon strived to protest against animal abuse, because he believes that the attack was no "accident" This was one of the main reasons that supports his dream.

Career
Lemon had a previous job, that wasn't so professional. He worked helping blind Hobos find food in dumpsters, but this did not contribute to his current dream. Finally, after several months, Lemon got a professional job as a stalker at Lemons R us.

Famous Lemon Quotes
1."My name is Buddy but mostly everyone calls me Lemon Seiler."

2."Mr.Mcstacks. =]"

3."Escuchame nena!!!"

4."DGK all day."

5."right."

6."Lindin grotto, see what I did there???"

7."Mark Anthony <3"

8."I've been playing skate all day!!!!!"

9."Skate Zoo all day."

10."Noah does ten tricks!!! Whoa!!!"

11. "woof."