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FROM THE DESK OF: REV. SIMONE MONASBIEN DIRECTOR, UNITED NATIONS

WE WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR ATM CARD/ FUND CREDIT CLAIMS WAS INTERCEPTED IN LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM BY THE EUROPEAN ASSOCIATION OF PUBLIC BANKERS AS IT WAS SUSPECTED FOR MONEY LAUNDERING/DRUG RELATED OFFENCES, WHICH WAS OFFICIALLY REPORTED TO THE UNITED NATIONS OFFICE ON DRUGS AND CRIMES (UNODC), FOR PROPER CLEARANCE, OUR INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED ON YOUR PAYMENT CLAIMS THROUGH THE UNITED NATION'S CORRESPONDENCE INTERNATIONAL FUND CLEARANCE DEPARTMENT AND FUND TRANSFER SURVEILLANCE DEPT. WITH OTHER AFRICAN'S LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES THROUGH THE ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC). IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT YOUR ATM CARD PAYMENT WAS TRANSFERRED WITH SUSPECTED ILLEGAL DOCUMENTATIONS (FAKE) RAISED BY SOME IMPOSTERS (FRAUDULENT OFFICIALS). WE HAVE ALSO DECIDED TO APPREHEND THE CULPRITS AND HAND THEM OVER TO THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE (INTERPOL).

BY THE MANDATE OF THE UNITED NATIONS AS RELATED TO INTERNATIONAL MONEY TRANSACTIONS, WE ARE STILL GOING TO PROPERLY SUPERVISE THE RELEASE AND DUE PAYMENT OF YOUR FUND AS DIMED LEGAL VIA DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER OR TELEPHONE BANK TRANSFER CONFIRMATION STANDARD THROUGH BARCLAYS BANK LONDON OR CHASE MAHATTAN BANK' AMERICA. THIS WILL BE EFFECTIVE IMMEDITELY WE NORMALISE YOUR FUND TRANSFER CLEARANCE, THE UNITED NATIONS FUND CLEARANCE AUTHORITY WILL PROVIDE TO YOU FREELY WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, A FUND OWNERNATION CLEARANCE THAT WILL PROTECT YOUR MONEY FROM OTHER INTERNATIONAL MONETARY AGENCIES AND THE IRS-USA FOR ANY FURTHER SEIZURE.

AS A MATTER OF URGENCY, YOU ARE TO CONTACT IMEDATELY THIS OFFICE FOR A DIRECTIVE ADVICE AND TO ENABLE YOU BE ISSUED WITH A FUND OWNERSHIP CLEARANCE WITH PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS ORDER TO THE ACCREDITED BARCLAYS BANK IN LONDON AND AMERICA TO EFFECT YOUR FUND CREDIT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT VIA TEEPHONE BANK CONFIRMATION OR DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER CONFIRMATION WITHIN 72HRS OF YOUR COMPLIANCE WITH THE ABOVE DIRECTIVES.

LASTLY, YOU SHOULD ALSO FORWARD TO THIS OFFICE YOUR DIRECT PHONE NUMBERS/MAILING ADDRESS.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

SIMONE MONASEBIEN.