User talk:UnrealNews

Big news from Washington Barack Obama has officially changed “All fools day” to April 2. Barack Obama muttered “I can’t believe I feel for it, Michelle was in on it. Even Bo I can’t trust anyone.” When question why. The president was asked if he had forgot it was April Fools day the President snapped “Of course I know what day it is I’m the President, and today is not April fools day anymore tomorrow is.” This of course is following the news of the cover up in the white house. No one knows for sure exactly what happened but it is believed that Malia and Natasha masterminded a series of pranks (practical jokes) that left the President losing sense of self. One of which was changing the calendar so when Barack woke up it still said is was March 31st. That kept Barack off guard through out the early morning. The secret service found Barack barking at Bo. When asked why Barack stated “he had it coming, and I meant ever word.” Barack then tried to run away from the secret service men who grabbed the President and dragged him back into the white house. Barack was accused of resisting and yelling “Who are you! And why are you taking me.” Barack later said he was just trying to be funny and that it was all of joke. But by then massive attempts had been made to isolate and cover up the incident. So most people had no idea what he was talking about. Causing many media outlets to go in a frenzy speculating on what Barack meant and how this changes his Presidency. Barack seems to be fixated on the pranks pull on him even through the cover up which lasted most of this morning. Most credit the discovery of the cover up to Barack Obama who was heard saying. “I know what I will do, I’ll change it to tomorrow so I can have my revenge!” then ran across the White House front lawn laughing hysterically. -UnrealNewsUnrealNews (talk) 17:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

April 2011
Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits, as you did to April 1. Readers looking for accurate information will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write practically anything you want. Zakhalesh (talk) 18:07, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your contribution&#32;to April 1, but we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so please keep your edits factual and neutral. Our readers are looking for serious articles and will not find joke edits amusing. Remember that Wikipedia is a widely-used reference tool, so we have to take what we do here seriously. If you'd like to experiment with editing, use the sandbox to get started. Thank you. Zakhalesh (talk) 18:10, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Please stop introducing jokes into articles, such as those you created at April 1. Wikipedia is a serious encyclopedia, and contributions of this type are considered vandalism. Continuing to add jokes and other disruptive content into articles may lead to your being blocked from editing. Zakhalesh (talk) 18:12, 1 April 2011 (UTC)