User talk:Upper Lulz

MONGO-cunt, how dare you throw me in with ED like that? I'm not an "ED-Troll". I'm an independent. When I troll or vandalize Wikipedia, it is because I felt like trolling and vandalizing Wikipedia.

There's a few reasons I do this, but coordination on the part of Encyclopedia Dramatica is not one of them. Some of my reasons?


 * 1) Wikipedia is a great place to perform some experimention on social dynamics. Lots of idiots with overinflated personality complexes here, though. Wikipedia isn't representative of most societies, at all. Still, a good research oppurtunity. And now, that I don't have to worry about such petty things as policies, even better.
 * 2) By investigating troll and vandal tactics, I can assist in improving Wikipedia. *gasp*. Hard to believe that a person who has more reason to hate you bigoted fucks than most other users would desire to improve the project, but I do, I've identified several troll and vandal tactics, and several ways to prevent such tactics. Wikipedia has caught up in some regards. Vandal fanpages (excuse me, LTA entries) actually increase vandalism. Most vandals are, at heart, trolls. Most trolls want attention. Many trolls are also not loathe to use other troll tactics, particularly when they are so nicely indexed for them. Most Willy on Wheels accounts are not the original Willy. Imposters all over the place. Why? It's what trolls do. I wouldn't have fully understood that had I not stepped into the shoes of a troll. (When I am satisfied with what I learn from this, I'll likely submit a report of what I've learned to Raul, as he seems to be the most sensible higher-up. Not counting Jimbo, of course.)
 * 3) I literally despise the lot of you. MONGO is a complete fucktard who sees nothing wrong with attacking people who disagree with him. Anyone who disagrees with MONGO is at troll. MONGO don't like trolls. But MONGO is too stupid to know what a troll is or does. Hurr. Cyde is a fucking wanker with a massive ego. All of his recent edits and actions have been blatant power-tripping. Kelly Martin and his puppetmaster Rebecca (LOL. Fucker probably still has a penis) have the same kind of issue as Cyde. Interesting how those who decent society would shun are the most abusive fuckers on Wikipedia. Quite interesting indeed. --Upper Lulz 10:57, 18 September 2006 (UTC)