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(This article was to inform people about the dirty truth about lots of things people don't want you to know.)

Aids victims listed: Gwen Stephani James Brown Mike Jones Michal Jackson [because he is gay] Mister Rogers Cameron Diaz Carmon Electra

People who born women, but had a sex change: Orlando Bloom Thomas Edison everyone frome the wrestling team MNM(in the wwe) Lance Armstrong

Gays/lesbians: Mel Gibson Coby Briant Michal Jackson Adolf Hitler Elen from the Elen show Peter Jennings Alex Trebeq Christina Aguilara

Things that cause cancer: Flu shots Baby Formula Some condoms virginity poison ivy marjuana donuts cheeseburgers gay sex look at the tv too long pork playing in the rain for too long. dishwasher soap not pooping looking in the mirror smelling fecies ingaging in violent games can cause the brain to swell beacause exposure to violent stress can cause tumors.

Cures: Herpes: have sex with yourself for two-three days a week for two years. Crabs: rub peppers on the itchy spots. Ed: just look at porn. Cold: dip nose in hotwater and the drink hotsause for a week. Sinus: get smoking. Snake bites: rub some gasoline on the place that the snake bit you. Stomach aches: drink warm honey with green tea. Lactose and Tolernt: drink milk till you get immunity. Obese: don't for five days then dig in the next two days. Bee stings: kill a bee and rub it on the loaction of the sting.

Truth: You can get pregnant the first time you have sex. Aids/Hiv came from Africa wre it was sids in monkeys, at that time the world wasn't plagued by Aids/Hiv. Tupac isn't dead. Mr. Rogers isn't dead. Masturbating can kill you. Wrestling is fake so is Aslee Simpson's singing. Ronald McDonald is actually the same guy who did the burger king commercials. McDonald's food will kill you faster than cancer. The government is hiding the truth about aliens.